Our Mission

We at Rudimentaxidermy want to provide affordable and speedy taxidermies and fulfill any requests you may have of whatever you've given us to taxidermy! Only want the blood? It's yours! Want us to pluck out the eyes? An eyeless freak you shall recieve.

WE DON'T DO STUFF BY THE BOOKS IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO!!!!

(We are professionals.)

Examples of Our Work

Droogs

Beef Wellington

  • Rank: Owner and Taxidermist
  • Hobbies: Taxidermy
  • Fav Food: Cream Cheese
  • Fav Drink: Shirley Creamsicle
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Frank

  • Rank: Trashman
  • Hobbies: ???
  • Fav Food: Sourdough(?)
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  • Fav Music Genre: ???